Can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent & horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing & listen...

CANNONBALL!!

...No, actually, the very important announcement is... I have so totally WON my fantasy hockey league. YEAH!! Not just by a little either. No, I spanked that puppy. Won by 12.5 points, baby! I am AWESOME.

This is GREAT news b/c it looks like it's gonna be a looooong summer for fantasy baseball.