amazingly, I did not own Todd Bertuzzi

Yeah. I had Jermaine O'Neal the year of the Palace Brawl. First round pick, even. I had Kenny Rogers last year, although I did manage to trade him one week before he took out the cameraman.

So yes, of course I own Michael Barrett, he of inexplicable-punch-to-AJ-Pierzynski-possibly-solely-because-he-is-AJ-Pierzynski fame.

The suspension hasn't come down, which is only making me angrier because, in my panic, I had put Barrett on my bench & played ice cold Jason Varitek, thereby missing Barrett's RBI triple the next day after taking consecutive 0-fers from him before the brawl.

I should go back & make sure I didn't own Todd Bertuzzi. He'd fit right in on my team.