I take it back

Sheets is the AntiChrist. Muscle tear? How can you do this to me?

Rangers fans, have you noticed how K-Mench & Chris Young have been tearing it up since I let them both go about two weeks ago? No need to thank me. Just taking one for the team.

Is Ben Sheets the AntiChrist? A meaningful & spiritual discussion.

Let's just take a nice look at that line, hmm Ben?

B. Sheets 6.0IP 13H 10R 10ER 0BB 7K 1HR

That was really mean of you to let me build up confidence in you by having several really solid starts in a row. Ironically, you also managed to get bombed by the very Colorado hitters I've been willing to get going for weeks now. So at least I got 5 hits, 5 runs & 2 RBI (& 7 Ks) out of it.

Alright fine. I guess Ben Sheets isn't the AntiChrist.

Then it has to be Brazobán, right?