too depressed to blog

"Megan Manfull, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Texans QB Matt
Schaub (ankle, thigh, hip, back) split reps with QB Sage Rosenfels Thursday,
Oct. 25. Schaub could start Week 8."

Ankle, thigh, hip, back. Awesome.

*strangled noise*

Ben Wallace.

Torn biceps.

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I take it back

Sheets is the AntiChrist. Muscle tear? How can you do this to me?

Rangers fans, have you noticed how K-Mench & Chris Young have been tearing it up since I let them both go about two weeks ago? No need to thank me. Just taking one for the team.